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Twits Dinner

Ticket information

Ticket Information

Please note that this production is 16+, not for nasty, nosey little children.


Strictly limited season:

4 September - 30 October



Tuesday & Wednesday:

​Standard: £81.50
Premium: £101.50


Standard: £86.50
Premium: £106.50

Saturday Matinee

Standard: £76.50
Premium: £96.50

Friday & Saturday

Standard: £91.50
Premium £111.50

Sunday 'Drunch'

Standard: £76.50
Premium: £96.50

The ticket prices above include the £1.50 booking fee for advance online and phone booking.

Please note: Web sales for weekday and Saturday evening performances will end at 5pm on the day of the performance, and at 11am for weekend afternoon shows. Door sales can be made up to 20 minutes before the performance, but you are advised to book in advance as ticket availability cannot be guaranteed.


Standard and Premium Tickets:

Over 90 minutes, with a Standard ticket, you will be given a prickly cocktail apertif, eat gruesome hors d’oeuvres, hunt for concealed canapes, brave a baroque bird pie banquet and potentially perilous pudding in the windowless dining room, all served with ½ bottle of wine or non-alcoholic drinks.


Our Premium ticket holders will also receive an additional fizz cocktail on arrival prepared by the mixologists at Bompas & Parr, a bar of Mr & Mrs Twits’ choicest chocolates, a hot drink after supper in Mr and Mrs Twit's Upside Down Cocktail Cavern and a programme including some of Mrs Twit’s most distressing recipes. 


You may also pre-order extra drinks and programmes with your tickets


To purchase tickets

Book online here


For group bookings and to purchase a ticket by phone please call:

0844 248 1215

Lines are open:

Monday to Friday - 9am till 7pm

Saturday - 9am till 4pm

Sunday  - 10am till 4pm

For all customer service and ticketing enquiries please contact:

[email protected] // 0844 248 1215

Open: Monday to Friday (excluding Bank Holidays) - 10am till 6pm


Please note that tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable. 

If you purchase your ticket from, or over the phone, you will be issued with an email confirmation and e-ticket at the time of booking. Tickets will not be dispatched so please make sure you save the email containing your ticket.



Groups of 10 or more benefit from a reduced booking fee of £1 per ticket. Groups of up to 9 people are able to book their tickets online. Larger groups must be booked by calling 0844 248 1215.


Exclusive bookings

Exclusivity of the show at Premium rate can be booked for 80 people.

Tickets must be booked on 0844 248 1215. Tickets include a banquet, wine or non-alcoholic drinks with dinner, two cocktails, programme, and a bar of Mr & Mrs Twits' choicest chocolate.