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Twits Dinner


Dinner at the Twits

Frequently Asked Questions


What is the format of the evening?

Dinner at The Twits is a fully integrated, immersive dining experience.

First, fish the glass eye from your prickly cocktail apertif, eat gruesome hors d’oeuvres and hunt for concealed canapes, before braving a baroque bird pie banquet and potentially perilous pudding, whilst experiencing 90 minutes of entertainment from the worst hosts ever before heading to Mr and Mrs Twit's Upside Down Cocktail Cavern. 

Mr & Mrs Twit have also graciously opened up Mr and Mrs Twit's Upside Down Cocktail Cavern to those too timid to try their culinary cornucopia. From 6pm, come in and relax in their topsy turvy turnabout world with questionable cocktails and tantalising tinctures.


How long does the show last?

Dinner at The Twits has a running time of 90 minutes with no interval.


What age range is it for?

Dinner at The Twits is recommended for audiences aged 16+, not for nasty, nosey little children. It is well known that the Twits dislike children. Their meal and their conversation has been specifically designed for adults. Children under 14 years old will not be admitted. Those between 14 and 16 can be admitted on the understanding that they do not smile, laugh, or play with the Twits’ exquisite food. And that they finish every scrap. Any person under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.


Do I need to bring ID?

As alcohol is served as part of the show, you may be asked for photo ID. If you cannot prove your age, you will not be served alcohol.


Where is it and how do I get there?

The Twits are taking over The Vaults in Waterloo for their dinner party.

To get to The Vaults, exit Waterloo station via Exit 1, next to Platform 1. Turn right out of Exit 1. Continue straight for 100m until you come to a set of stairs, walk down the stairs and turn right onto Leake Street, the graffiti tunnel. The Vaults will then be visible on your right hand side.


When should I arrive?

Doors open for Dinner at The Twits 15 minutes before the start time.


What if I’m late?

The Twits despise lateness at their parties. There are strictly no late admissions. We advise you arrive at least 15 minutes before your start time.


How do I book?

For ticket information, including dates, prices, and how to book, please click here.

Can I buy tickets on the door?

Door sales are possibe up until at least 1 hour before your chosen show, to allow time for your food to be prepared. However, we cannot guarantee ticket availability, so we do recommend you book your tickets in advance to avoid disappointment.


What is the difference between Standard and Premium tickets?

Over 90 minutes, with a Standard ticket, you will be given a prickly cocktail apertif, eat gruesome hors d’oeuvres, hunt for concealed canapes, brave a baroque bird pie banquet and potentially perilous pudding in the windowless dining room, all served with ½ bottle of wine or non-alcoholic drinks.

Our Premium ticket holders will also receive an additional fizz cocktail on arrival prepared by the mixologists at Bompas & Parr, a bar of Mr & Mrs Twits’ choicest chocolate, a hot drink after supper in Mr and Mrs Twit's Upside Down Cocktail Cavern and a programme including some of Mrs Twit’s most distressing recipes. 

You may also pre-order extra drinks and programmes with your tickets


Are there any group booking rates?

Groups of 10 or more benefit from a reduced booking fee of £1 per ticket. Groups must book by calling 0844 248 1215. You can book up to 9 tickets online.


Can I book for corporate or team building events?

Exclusivity of the show at Premium rate can be booked for 80 people. Tickets must be booked on 0844 248 1215. Tickets include a banquet, wine or non-alcoholic drinks with dinner, two cocktails, programme, and a bar of Mr & Mrs Twits' choicest chocolate.


Do I need to print my ticket?

No, you do not need to print your ticket. You must have a ticket to enter Dinner at The Twits, and we can accept a copy of your ticket digitally, on a device, or a print out.

My tickets haven’t arrived, who do I contact?

First, please check the spam box on your email. If you cannot see any confirmation there, please contact us on [email protected] or 0844 248 1215 so we can re-send your e-tickets.


Will I be admitted if I forget my ticket?

No, you will not be able to enter if you cannot present a ticket on arrival. If you have any issues on the day please visit our on-site box office with the card you purchased your tickets with at least 30 minutes before your performance time, to give us time to find and re-issue your ticket.


Will all members of our party be sat together?

Tables are allocated on a first come, first served basis on the evening, and we will endeavour to seat customers booked in the same order at the same table, though large groups will be split.


Will I be able to leave the performance at any point?

Mr & Mrs Twit will be highly offended if you leave in the middle of their dinner party. Therefore, they ask you take the necessary precautions and ensure you go to the bathroom beforehand.


Can I take photos inside?

Mr & Mrs Twit will be extremely angry if you take pictures or film whilst at their dinner party. However, you will be able to take photos in the bar after seeing the show.


Is there a cloakroom?

Yes. Mr & Mrs Twit ask that all bags are checked in on arrival at their cloakroom. There is a small Twit’s Tax of £1 per item.


What should I wear?

Mr and Mrs Twit ask that their guests are dressed suitably in Dahlian glamour.

No part of the show features anyone intentionally spilling anything on anyone else. Mr & Mrs Twit respect people's personal belongings.


What will be on the menu?

Mr & Mrs Twit will be serving up a set menu featuring some of their famous, speciality courses. This, and a 1/2 bottle of wine is included in the ticket price.


Will special dietary requirements be catered for?

We will be offering a vegetarian and vegan option. Once you have booked, please send your order number to [email protected] and we will ensure that it is passed on to Mr & Mrs Twit so they know when preparing your banquet.

Not all other dietary requirements can be catered for, we recommend that you contact us at [email protected] before booking.


Do the actors mess around with the audience’s food?

No. Though the dinner party is being hosted by the hairiest, most disgusting and positively vulgar couple in the world, they are under firm instruction not to interfere with anyone’s food.


Will I have a choice of meal?

Mr and Mrs Twit are serving a set menu of the finest dishes made from the most special ingredients in their kitchen. Please inform us of any specific dietary requirements before the show, by emailing [email protected]


Can I pre-order drinks?

Yes, you are able to pre-order a selection of drinks when ordering your tickets online. our ticket already includes one cocktail and 1/2 bottle of wine as part of the performance.


Do you accept cash and card?

We accept both cash and card. However, the Twits’ cloakroom only accepts cash.


Are there any access performances?

Unfortunately, due to the nature of the performance and the limitations of the venue we are unable to offer bespoke access performances or a free carer ticket arrangement.

We regret that wheelchair access cannot be made available due to the limitations of the venue.


Can I attend if I am pregnant?

Dinner at the Twits is suitable for pregnant women but please be advised that the show is 90 minutes long with limited access to toilet facilities. If you also have any dietary requirements, please email [email protected]


Is there strobe lighting?

No, the performance does not feature strobe lighting.


Is it possible to attend the show without taking part in the meal?

No, Mr and Mrs Twit would be very offended if you turned down their hospitality